Waxing Poetic

He's going to Chicago tonight for the weekend to have his bachelor party. I know that he'll be good and won't go TOO nuts. However, I felt the need to be explicit in my feelings so that he knows where I stand. I sent him an ecard today to make sure my message rings loud and clear. Here was the message:

Chicago, Chicago, here you come
Steaks, golf, paintball, and then some!
I hope you all have a blast
You'd better behave or I'll kick your ass!

Pretty clever, eh? Well, here is his response:

Vaccuum the rug and spray some fabreeze
Bring Koby to the groomer, and fold some laundreez
Give Zeus a bath
Do none, I will come back and kick your ath

We are THE biggest losers ever and this is why we are so perfect for each other. We entertain each other when no one else can!